Showing posts with label financalypse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label financalypse. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

RIP Expo



With Home Depot Expo closing, I'm beginning to worry about my new neighborhood. Within one square mile, Mervyns has fallen and Circuit City is also going down like a clown. Last weekend, I was struck with the sudden urge to jump out of my car and network with the dudes holding the "going out of business" signs on Blossom Hill and Almaden Expressway as they prosper from the growing liquidation industry.

"Hi, I'm Marc. Here's my card. I've got no experience in the sign holding sciences. But I'm an enthusiastic hard worker. One day, I hope to learn the twirly move on the two-grip pointer."

One man's pain is another man's gain. Smelling blood in the water, Rebecca has fallen into the habit of slowly circling the Expo parking lot in her silver CRV like a great white shark patiently patrolling the waters around a sinking ship. With the jaws refrain silently playing in my head, I expect her to strike hard and fast when they shift discounts on the granite top bathroom vanities.

The other bright light in the neighborhood news is that Whole Foods is building the largest location west of the Mississippi on Blossom Hill. This store should put the one across the street from De Anza College to shame when it opens.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Bailout Solution?


Yesterday, I had an epiphany. I hadn't eaten all day and by 5:00 I was rather upset with the world. Thinking about the AIG bailout, I was angry that I would have to foot a $2000-$3000 bill and I wouldn't get a damn thing for it. I didn't take on a crazy loan and I didn't get a crazy commission check for selling a crazy loan. I didn't run a gazillion dollar company into the ground and I didn't go to the spa the next day. Fucking mother fuckers!

So then I thought "I would pay $100 for the opportunity to kick an AIG board member in the nuts." Hell, I might pay that twice. I asked around the office and my unofficial poll revealed that most people would pay $20-300 for this privilege. I think McCain or Paulson would cough up a couple of hundred grand for a few swift kicks. McCain stands to loose the Presidency on the state of the economy and his wife is loaded.

There you have it. So while they are engineering some ebay reverse bidding for the government to buy out bad loans and screw the tax payers, they might as well set up a couple of million ball kicking auctions to make up for some of this cash.